Me: Marley! Rice, potatoes, or pasta?
Me: Okay! What piece of chicken?
Mar: How about cow?
Me: Well, I don’t like to defrost cow in the microwave, so let’s put it out for tomorrow.
Mar: What type of chicken do we have?
Me: We’ve got tenders and thighs.
Mar: Chicken thighs. I’ve never had tights before.
Me: Of course you have. I make them all the time on the grill.
Mar: On the grill? I love it, you make the best grilled everything.
There you have it, peoples. 😂🥷😎